Cashier's Thoughts On Poor Versus Rich People

No matter how reckless a man can be, he can never sit on his balls. Latinomwitu was an exception. 

His wood hands were overburdened with 5 kilograms Sunlight 2in1 Hand Washing Powder, Spring Sensations; 12 pack KCC Gold Crown Lactose Free Milk, 500 milliliters; and two trays of 30 egg tray. 

Latinomwitu shunned the cashiers, excluding Koiyan. She was petite, steezy, and had a zeal for God. 

"I did not create poor nor rich people," she said that insight came from God, "I created people!"

"Huh," Latinomwitu commented, disbelief written all over his face.

"Management is what makes one rich and the others poor," she added. 

"Bullshit!"

The look she gave Latinomwitu clearly showed she's not fit to judge his vulgarity.

Part of him wanted to believe her, but the more he tried not to, the more it just kept happening.

Latinomwitu has been a financial wreck. He knows what he's supposed to do in order to effectively manage his money, yet he doesn't do it. Ignoring the phrase 'Change before you have to' is stranger than fiction.

Besides, he avoids cleaning his room, even though he should. The clutter builds up to a point whereby Rome becomes envious. 

Accumulated dust irritates his nostrils. The sneezing is usually unbearable! It gives him a fresh perspective of the secret that was hiding in plain sight: No one is coming to save you, even when you evade taking responsibility.

Duty resembles the guy that gives responsible folks targets to point their blame at. 

"Your room is in a disorderly jumble. It's your fault!"

"Really?" you ask. 

"Yes pal! Moreover, being broke makes you blameworthy. You are just a lousy manager---"

"I don't care!"

"Now you are mad because I noticed you've been mismanaging God's resources." 

"Managing has too many moving parts," you complain.

"None that you can't handle! The issue is you are not willing to take responsibility."

"Duty," you protest, "is overrated!" 

Wealthy people have diverse theories. A tycoon in The Bahamas will emphasize that money is attracted to management. Strangely, a business lady from Arizona proclaims that money is simply a reward for problems solved. 

Globetrotters visit Australia, coincidentally meet a life coach, and she insists that money is received in abundance by mastering the law of attraction. 

I guess figuring out how to get lots of money is not a one-size-fits-all kinda discovery. Maybe the hardest part is maintaining plenty of money.

What's the easiest part? Going down hill! It's easier for a trillionaire to be a billionaire. 

There's nothing easier than spiking a dead lion. That's where morons perfect the art of stabbing people in the back.

When you have no money, singing Emiliana sounds insulting. The song tries to elicit a sense of prestige from individuals that drive fast cars. 

You lack the glamour! So when you enter a Safaricom shop, the energy just doesn't feel right. 

Do you know what makes this all the more disgraceful? The way that ticket number was handed to you; it smelled of scorn. 

So you sit and wait. Your thoughts are on autopilot. It took ages to feel that tap on your shoulder, "What's your ticket number?"

"113," you reply.

They guide you to see the lady sitting opposite you. Nonetheless, you didn't like the way that hand directed you. 

You want to object to the directive, but you can't. Being broke has rendered you powerless.

Money talks! However, mismanagement of God's resources has dumbed your tongue. You dumb scamp!

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